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Ocean’s Eleven VS Ocean’s Eleven

27 Mar

I’m excited – and a little alarmed – to tell you that our crime spree is continuing here at Gumball Crayola this morning. I’m not quite sure how we got from providing a caffeinated outlook on life to celebrating a life of crime, but here we are!!

Yesterday we explored the murky (under)world of murder for hire, and today we’re talking about high stakes robbery in Las Vegas. Just as illegal, but so much better looking: that’s right, today’s Movie Match up is:

Ocean’s Eleven VS. Ocean’s Eleven

Now, before we get to The Deal, I just need to get a couple of things out of the way, so that I can judge these movies fairly and impartially and without drooling on my keyboard…

Have you ever seen such sauve-ness in your life??

Can you stand it?!?

All right. Now that I’ve gotten that out of my system, here we go:

The Deal: After seeing the pictures above, you don’t actually care about a silly little thing like plot do you?!? Sigh. A group of ridiculously handsome friends concoct a ridiculous plan to steal a ridiculous amount of money from a ridiculous number of casinos. Ok? Can I get back to my photos now?

The Original VS The Do Over: If you know me outside of Gumball Crayola, chances are you already know about my years-long love affair with Francis Albert, aka The Voice, aka Old Blue Eyes, aka The Chairman of the Board…if we’re meeting here for the first time, chances are you’ve probably figured out that I kind of love Frank Sinatra. A lot. What gave it away?

Anyway, the point is that I’m torn, much as I was when we talked about my favourite curmudgeons. But if I have to choose, and if I have to defend my choice based on things like, you know, artistic merit, then I have to go with the Do Over on this one. Steven Sodenburgh makes such distinct, specific choices with his cinematography and editing, and he just made those guys all look so cool:

Right? Which means that the 2001 version is:

The Definitive Champion because, le’s be honest, I’m powerless to resist a well lit, well edited Brad and George, especially if they’ve got a great soundtrack and a whole bunch of Hollywood in-jokes to back them up. Don’t worry Francis Albert! I still love you!!


Jane and John, 2005

10 Feb

We’re about two thirds of the way through our first annual Countdown to Valentine’s here at Gumball Crayola, and I think it’s time to switch it up a bit. I’ve been getting a lot of comments and suggestions from people who want to see some couples who are a little less traditional and a little…edgier, instead.

Well what can I say? You talk, and I listen! Just because I rock a lot of pink, and purple, and exclamation marks at GC doesn’t mean that I don’t have a dark side! I can be edgy too, man!

Ok. Who are we kidding. I can’t be edgy at all. But I know some people who can! Which brings us to…

The Couple: Jane and John, Mr. & Mrs. Smith

Why They’re Great Together: ‘Cause they’re edgy, man! And dangerous and darkly hilarious at the same time. Which makes for a pretty fun movie, actually. These two are definitely our least romantic couple to date. But that doesn’t mean they’re not compelling – quite the opposite, in fact. They’re practically magnetic. And ultimately, they’re perfectly compatible (on and off screen, as it turns out) So maybe edgy can be romantic – who knew?!?

Favourite Moment/Quote: Did I mention that these two were magnetic?


They’re Your Perfect Couple If: You like your relationships with a lot of adrenaline. Or you’re looking for an exciting, varied career that involves world travel and killer cheekbones.

“Killer” cheekbones – ha! I didn’t even do that on purpose! Enjoy your Friday everyone!